Good News For The Warm Blooded

I finished reading Slaughterhouse Five in the unemployment office,
It helped me see that things really weren't so bad.
I finished reading the Sotweed Factor in my dentist's office,
It helped me realize that things really weren't so bad.

My girlfriend and I caught the Greyhound to Saginaw,
We're hoping to catch some slackjaw by being sarcastic in Saginaw.