Vaseline And A Magazine

I don't go out.
No i don't date.
I stay at home and masturbate.

Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine.
All i need is vaseline and a magazine.

I'm not nice.
I don't pretend.
My right hand is my girlfriend.

Cause all i need is vaseline and a magazine.
All i need is vaseline and a magazine.
All i need is vaseline and a magazine.
All i need is vaseline and a magazine.