Did Charlie Make a Monkey Outta You?

Well, they say about sixty billion years ago
A little fish changed to a tadpole
Sprouted legs and grew some hands
Then it crawled out on the land
Changed from reptile to a monkey, then a man

So today, I took the Bible to my school
But the teacher said that was against the rules
She said my grandpa's a gorilla
My dad's a chimpanzee
And my little baby brother's a baboon

Did Charlie make a monkey outta you?
Do you think you should be living in a zoo?
Don't you know that it's a lie?
When it comes your turn to die
You'll find out you're not a monkey but a fool

Well, I've heard some farfetched stories in my day
But the one I heard this morning takes the cake
Well, I'm looking in the mirror
Just checking out my rear
But I can't find a tail growing anyplace!

Did Charlie make a monkey outta you?
Do you think you should be living in a zoo?
Don't you know that it's a lie?
When it comes your turn to die
You'll find out you're not a monkey but a fool

So I stood up to the teach' and told the class
I can't swallow this baloney about our past!
Evolution really stinks
There's too many missing links
To believe all this is just too much to ask!

Did Charlie make a monkey outta you?
Do you think you should be living in a zoo?
Don't you know that it's a lie?
When it comes your turn to die
You'll find out you're not a monkey but a fool

Did Charlie make a monkey outta you?
Do you think you should be living in a zoo?
Don't you know that it's a lie?
When it comes your turn to die
You'll find out you're not a monkey but a fool

You'll find out you're not a monkey but a fool
Don't let Charlie make a monkey out of you!