Happy Christmas To Me

I got a football team
I used your money
I'm best friends with Thierry Henry
Happy Christmas to me

I got a rocket ship
For my ego trip
Give the taxman the slip
Happy Christmas to me

I'm getting everything I wanted
You give everything to me
I’ve got everything I asked for
Under my Christmas tree
Under my Christmas tree
Happy Christmas to me

I got a ranch in Hawaii
'Cause I value my privacy
Yours is no concern to me
My Christmas will be happy

I got a fleet of drones
To deliver crap to your homes
I’ll count my cash alone
Happy Christmas to me

I'm getting everything I wanted
You’re giving all of it to me
I’ve got everything I asked for
Under my Christmas tree
Under my Christmas tree
Happy Christmas to me