Halloween House

One time on Halloween day, there was a man who refrained from being gay
And he walked into a mansion, he didn't know where he was going
And he walked through the halls
He didn't know, but it smelled like balls

He looked around, but all he could find was the sound of
Nothing, it was silent, where is everybody, and why wasn't it violent?
Where is everybody? It should be silent?
Wait what is that sound, it's coming from the hallway

So he turns around, and looks around
What the heck is that loud sound
He looks around even more
He still can't find anything else, yo, bring it back

I thought I heard something in the knick-knacks drawer
What the heck is that?
It's a monster, bro!
Welcome to the house of Halloween

All we have is something so scary
Where are all the monsters, you might ask?
They're hiding in the closet with your dad
Look around there is nothing left, except the story of Halloween

Welcome to the Halloween House
We hope you enjoy your stay! Hey!

House of Halloween, welcome to the house of Halloween
Different monsters try to attack, but all you do is smack
All you can do is run, and hide
House of Halloween, welcome to the house of Halloween