Me, Myself And Wine

Tired of tissues
All of my issues
Sayin’ I miss you to someone who don’t miss me
Oh, and I hate it

Feelin’ so jaded
It kills me cause baby you bring out the worst in
A girl who can’t help but pick up when you call
Comes when you want her and leaves when you don’t

I could stay sober
Until I come over
But maybe I’ll hang here tonight
'Cause I’d be better off just staying home alone
With me, myself and wine
Tip my Sauvignon bottle till it’s gone
And then I’ll do it one more time

I know I better get too drunk to drive
Or else I’d probably turn around and change my mind, and I’d
Be better off just staying home alone
With me, myself and wine
Tonight, tonight
Me, myself and wine

I hope I wake up
My own bed no makeup
Might feel like shit but
At least I’ll still have some pride
Need you off my mind
I’ll take a headache
Any day

If I don’t have to cry
So I’d be better off just staying home alone
With me, myself and wine
Tip my Sauvignon bottle till it’s gone
And then I’ll do it one more time
I know I better get too drunk to drive
Or else I’d probably turn around and change my mind, and I’d

Be better off just staying home alone
With me, myself and wine
Tonight, red or white
Me, myself and wine

Tonight my lips will be all over someone else
My loyal lovers waiting for me up on the top shelf
We be sending thoughts of you straight to hell
Straight to hell
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So I’d be better off just staying home alone
With me, myself and wine
Tip my Sauvignon bottle till it’s gone
And then I’ll do it one more time

I know I better get too drunk to drive
Or else I’d probably turn around and change my mind, and I’d
Be better off just staying home alone
With me, myself and wine
Tonight, red or white
Me, myself and wine