23 (Like the Blink-182 Song, but Without the Homophobia)

I don't wanna be so
Self-deprecating all the time
'Cause every time I come back to town
Well I'm reminded, I'm reminded, I'm reminded how

All my friends are new because the old ones hate me
I'm lazy and a hypocrite, a liar and a drama queen
All my friends outgrew me because I act like I'm fifteen
But I'm 23

She said I don't wanna see you ever again
Cause you're a hot mess, and you're a bad friend
Got problems and you won't solve them
By sitting on the couch and smoking weed
Well I said its the world that's got a problem with me
You can keep your pace in your bachelors degree
I'll just sit around avoiding all responsibility

And I don't wanna hear any of your 'worth' shit
Cause I'm a fucking child and I crave the attention
Listen to my new song even though you've already heard it so many times before
But I added the solo

Emotionally stunted
I am just a dumb kid
Projecting insecurities
On everyone around me
Like I've got problems
And I don't wanna solve them
Just hang around all day
All I do is complain

Emotionally stunted
I am just a dumb kid
Projecting insecurities
On everyone around me
Like I've got problems
And I don't wanna solve them
All I do is complain
All I do is complain
Complain

All my friends are new because the old ones hate me
I'm lazy and a hypocrite, a liar and a drama queen
All my friends outgrew me because I act like I'm fifteen

All my friends are new because the old ones hate me
I'm getting fucking tired
This is getting fucking boring
All my friends outgrew me because I act like I'm fifteen
But I'm 23