Three-Legged Bunny

I approach ever so slowly
Your shitty coat brings a tear to my eye
Cute little rabbit, 'betcha wondering why
I grab you so abruptly
Take your leg and size it up just right
Cute little rabbit, betcha wondering

Cutting quickly through the soft velvet fur
Crunchy bone, makes me lucky
Cute little rabbit, 'betcha wondering

You look so funny, thee-legged bunny
Severed limb, makes me lucky