[Mary]
Fell in love with Christopher Robin
Took me to his childhood place
In the forest to find his friends
Things to a dark turn, I was erased
[Christopher]
They choked my baby, took her away
Why did she have to suffer, why not make me pay?
Using Eeyore’s tail to whip my back
Tourists stay away or risk attack
Pooh and Piglet are the victims
Christopher left, abandoned by him
Stomachs growl, oh bother
Let’s turn humans into fodder
Folks should never venture to the Hundred Acre Wood
Chris’ friends look cuddly but they’re so misunderstood
Forced to turn on Eeyore cause we’re starving and alone
Robin left for so long, this is no longer his home, if only
Pooh’s got taste for blood and now he cannot get enough
Piglet swings his hammer so meat’s tender, never tough
Christopher must suffer and repent for all his sins
Our rampage never ends, we’ll slay his wife just to begin
Sweet Jesus
Kidnapped from the tub, tied on the road
Head go squish just like a toad
Surprised and pushed, go for a swim
Screams are hushed as the lights go dim
They want revenge, time to maul
Collecting corpses, what a haul
Slay one victim, capture another
Out of honey, time to smother
Folks should never venture to the Hundred Acre Wood
Chris’ friends look cuddly but they’re so misunderstood
Forced to turn on Eeyore cause we’re starving and alone
Robin left for so long, this is no longer his home, if only
Pooh’s got taste for blood and now he cannot get enough
Piglet swings his hammer so meat’s tender, never tough
Christopher must suffer and repent for all his sins
Our rampage never ends, we’ll slay his wife just to begin
Sweet Jesus
[Christopher Robin]
No remorse for what he’s done
Men fight Pooh, four v one
Limbs fly off, ripped apart
No way to stop Pooh’s beating heart
Crush the bear between two cars
He’ll be back and leave you scars
Try to beg all you want
Pooh thirsts for blood and he will haunt
Don’t leave your childhood friends behind
They’ll come back, and they’ll remind you
Folks should never venture to the Hundred Acre Wood
Chris’ friends look cuddly but they’re so misunderstood
Forced to turn on Eeyore cause we’re starving and alone
Robin left for so long, this is no longer his home, if only
Pooh’s got taste for blood and now he cannot get enough
Piglet swings his hammer so meat’s tender, never tough
Christopher must suffer and repent for all his sins
Our rampage never ends, we’ll slay his wife just to begin
Sweet Jesus