SONIC THE MOVIE THE MUSICAL

Raised on a beautiful island
Full of Sun, loops and sand
But one day a tribe came after me
So my guardian Longclaw sent me to Green

Green Hills, where I quickly got bored
So I started to stalk the Donut Lord
No one’s seen me yet, I'm way too fast
Except for Crazy Carl, but he’s an outcast

Then one day I started to pout
Ran so many home-runs that I caused a blackout
The government turned to an insane man
He came for me, so I needed a plan

I’ll use my rings to go to Mushroom Land
But before I can go, I get tranqed by my main man
I utter the words San Francisco
There my ring stash went, c'mon, we have to go

Sonic, he’s a refugee
Sonic, always goes full speed
Sonic, makes Robotnik seething
Sonic, Sonic The Hedgehog

He’s a fast blue devil, can’t keep track
Eggbutt’s on his tail, he’d better watch his back
His heartless drones won’t stop attacking
Always gotta go fast
Sonic, Sonic, Sonic, Sonic

I just want to help somebody in need
If it’s life and death you can count on me
Wanted to be a cop in San Fran
Til this hedgehog appeared and changed my plans

We’re gonna hit the road, after I hit this face
Watch out for drone bullets all over the place
My wife’s a vet, she’ll heal Sonic up
Just pray her sister doesn’t call the cops on our butts

Once I get my rings back from the tower’s edge
Decide I don’t wanna leave, now that I’ve got real friends
Robotnik’s got an army, but I’ve got speed
Push my pals off the building, even Eggbutt can’t believe

Make his drones go boom while I save my friends
Teleport them back to Green Hills then fight until the end
Send him packing to another universe
Then celebrate with chili dogs and finish this verse

Sonic, he’s a refugee
Sonic, always goes full speed
Sonic, makes Robotnik seething
Sonic, Sonic The Hedgehog

He’s a fast blue devil, can’t keep track
Eggbutt’s on his tail, he’d better watch his back
His heartless drones won’t stop attacking
Always gotta go fast
Sonic, Sonic, Sonic, Sonic

Of course I want a latte officer brain fuck
I love the way you make ‘em, the foam looks like art
I'm gonna catch that rodent by the final hour
Invasive exploratory procedures will help me harness its power

Hedgehogs aren’t blue, and they definitely don’t speak
And last time I checked, they couldn’t run at high speeds
This thing you call Sonic is a creature from space
It must be contained, or else humanity could be erased

But maybe that’s a good thing
Given that people are inferior and stupid!