The World's Easiest Job

Turning your friends against me
Man it must be the world's easiest job
Finding a verdict of retard, retard, retard
Well I might be
I haven't lived enough lives for comparison
I guess I could be a little better with numbers, numbers

Riding a frenzied ten-speed
Man it must be the world's easiest job
Fighting and flirting then restart, restart, re-tart
Well it may work your whole life
I know it hasn't for me for so much as a week
Before everything crumbles, crumbles
Man it must be the world's goddamn easiest job