Headless

I'm stumbling around the woods
I never need to wear a hood
I can't ride a bike, I don't have a Porsche
'Cause the headless horseman has a headless horse

Headless!
I'm headless!

I'm flailing all around over here
Ichabod has nothing to fear
When it comes to bridges, when it comes to ridges
I just stay off
'Cause when the headless horseman has a headless horse, it's just chaos!

Headless!
I'm headless!

Our dentist doesn't make much money!