The Job Song

You can be anything you want to do
It's totally up to you
A'even if you don't know what to do
I can help you! A'show you!

You can be the guy who types so fast on computers
(A'clackity-clackity-clackity-clack!)

Or you can be the one who kicks so hard at a football
(It's a goal!)

Or you can be the one who bangs the hammer when he's angry
(Order!)

Or you can be the one who makes people better when they're poorly
(Careful!)

Maybe I can be the one plants a tree
Cuts it down to make a shed

And I will invent a digital currency based around respect

And I would really prefer to do as little as possible or nothing at all
Is that an option?

I can be the one who tells all the soldiers to stand up straight
(Attention!)

I can be the one who drives a truck full of ice creams
(Yum-yum! Have one!)

Or you can be the one who cuts people's hair for a party
(So it looks smart?) (it looks dumb)

Maybe I can be the one who catches all the fishes in a big net!
(What? There's nothing in it)

Or you can be the guys who fly so high to space Moon
(Aaah)

Or you can be the guys who work as a team in the work place
(Jobs!)

Or you can be the ones who dig a hole for a funeral

Or you can be the one who gets the post from the post box
(Ahn?)

Or you can be the one who paints a picture with a paintbrush
(Wait, what?)

Or you can be the one who makes the shoes for the horse feet
(What's this stuff? Sor-wh-where's my phone?)

Or you can be the one who spends all day with the sad ones
(What?)

You can be anything you want to do!