Ohio

I guess I sort of lied when I said it's not that bad.
That dog, black cat, that little tiny man...
I guess I sort of lied when I said it's not that bad.
I fly that helicopter, that red and white van.

Ohio, is it too late, Ohio?

We're talking paper forks now!
We're talking bacon cuts now!
We're talking turkey, talking turkey, walking every ???? now!
We're talking 16 ska bands!
We're talking 19 ska bands!
We're talking rooty suits and rooty boots and sooty moots do!

I guess I sort of lied when I said it's not that bad.
That dog, BLACK CAT! That little tiny man...
I guess I sort of lied when I said it's not that bad.
I'd fly that helicopter, that red and white van.

Ohio, is it too late, Ohio?