Macadamia Nut

Hello, nurse!
Uuh
I am not trying to be annoying
Aie!

I act like a nut, so they call me Macadamia
I dance like a klutz on a show called Animania
Am I a cutie?
Absolutely!
And a beauty, you can bet your patootie!
But if you touch me, or even get near me
I'll have you arrested, do you hear me?

Dot is a nut, so they call her Macadamia
She's cracked in the head, and kooky in the brainia
Each line in this song sounds pretty much the sameia
Oy, Macadamia!
Daah
Donde que vas a Nintendo Macadamia
Hola que pasa you grande sack o' grania
Qui a coupé le fromage, we abstainia
Oy, Macadamia!

Now, please don't mention by brother
The one they call Wakkoreno
He's always burping
Every hour
So I threw him out of the tower

Whoa!
Now come on, what did you want me to do?
He was grossing me out!
And I'm just a cute little thing
So don't cross me!

She's cracked like a nut, so they call her Macadamia
Whenever she gets mad, you'll experience painia
Cuts and bruises you will sustainia
Oy, Macadamia!
Narf!
Lava tus manos, por favor, Macadamia
The world is the goal for Pinky and the Brainia
Otra vez on y vas the repetitive refrainia
Oy, Macadamia!
Yes!

Don't hate me because I'm cute
Ow!

Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!
Spew!
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!
B'gawk!

I don't get it, what's the joke?
Uuh
Uuh

I'm a nut who's known as Macadamia
But you can call me by my other nameia
Louisa
Francesca
Banana-Fanna
Bo Besca
Or just plain Dot, the name I flirt to
But if you call me Dottie, I'll have to hurt you

Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia!
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Mac, Mac Mac, Mac, Mac, Macadamia
Oy, Macadamia
Nuts!