- Overture / Prologue: A Warning to the Audience
- You're a D'Ysquith
- I Don't Know What I'd Do
- Foolish to Think
- A Warning to Monty
- I Don't Understand the Poor
- Foolish to Think (Reprise)
- Poison in My Pocket
- Poor Monty
- Better with a Man
- Inside Out
- Lady Hyacinth Abroad
- The Last One You'd Expect
- Why Are All the D'Ysquiths Dying
- Why Are All the D'Ysquiths Dying (Reprise)
- Sibella
- I've Decided to Marry You
- Final Warning
- Poison in My Pocket (Reprise)
- Looking Down the Barrel of a Gun
- Stop! Wait! What?!
- That Horrible Woman
- Finale
