Our Drummer Always Plays In The Nude

I like very comfortable girls
Who are straight, but not quite
Who are ready for new adventures
Ready for the altogether unexpected

I'm kind but not too gentle
I'm gentle but not too nice

When you find the right girl
She'll be rare and easily frightened
Use magic and secret potions
Take her to some far-off island

I'm kind but not too gentle
I'm gentle but not too nice

I like very comfortable girls
Who are straight, but not quite
Who are ready for new adventures
Ready for the altogether unexpected
I'm kind but not too gentle
I'm gentle but not too nice

I like very comfortable girls
Who are straight, but not quite
Who are ready for new adventures
Ready for the altogether unexpected
I'm kind but not too gentle
I'm gentle but not too nice