Young Republicans In Love

I saw today on the society page
Morning Edition is filled with everyone I hate
I drive an SUV but only to buy groceries
Dinner's $500 a plate

Talk about a Persian rug and a war on ghetto drugs
Our favorite Starbucks blend
Sleeping on the ground? Wait for it to trickle down.
So impressed you have a black friend

Her name was Ally, a pro-life rally in Wichita Falls
She's a preacher's daughter burns Harry Potter
When she agrees she calls
Rush Limbaugh
and says "mega-dittos"

Whispering "no gun control" as we gaze across the punch bowl
Why can't kids just say 'no'?
Then you impart, can't understand it, it can't be art
The Bible tells me so

Young Republicans In Love