Plastic Jesus

I don't care if it rains or freezes long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Going down there, it ain't scary 'cause I've got the virgin Mary
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
I'm in the backseat sinning, Jesus up there grinning
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Green, white, pink or yellow, I don't care 'cause he's my feller
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
I don't care if it rains or freezes long as I got my plastic Jesus
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Going down there, it ain't scary 'cause I've got the virgin Mary
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
I'm in the backseat sinning, Jesus up there grinning
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car
Green, white, pink or yellow, I don't care 'cause he's my feller
Sittin' on the dashboard of my car