(Everyone's A) Harry Prefontaine

Harry Prefontaine
Lives to stomp around
Like a king from another time
Harry Prefontaine
Never knows any piece of mind

He doesn’t like your music
Doesn’t like your tone
Doesn’t care for nothing
Remotely like the sound you own
Harry Prefontaine
Is a critical, cynical, absolutely minimal man

Harry Prefontaine
Is a man who holds
An average forgettable name
Harry Prefontaine
(Look Out!)
He’ll hurt you all the same

He doesn’t like your clothing
Doesn’t like your hair
Tells the world your stupid
And surprisingly, they all care?
Harry Prefontaine
Is a critical, cynical, absolutely minimal man

He doesn’t like your music
Doesn’t like your tone
Doesn’t care for nothing
Remotely like the sound you own
Harry Prefontaine
Is a destroyer of confidence
Enemy of innocence
Critical, cynical, absolutely minimal man