Two Kinds Of Trouble

I was born smarter than most into this world of disarray
I was told to listen to all the dumb shit people say
But I dig wisdom from my own well
And I never had a moment of doubt
I worded a thesis at six years old
That had the world all figured out, it goes

Women, men, that's two kinds of trouble
Enemies, friends, just two kinds of trouble

I never walked a single step in nobody else's shoes
And I never really talked to people
'Cause that's time you can't afford to lose
Every word somebody spoke was the dumbest I ever heard
I'll keep to stickin' to what I know
And tell the truth about the world, it goes

Cops, police, just two kinds of trouble
Robbers, thieves, two kinds of trouble
Boats, planes, just two kinds of trouble
Norwegians and Danes, yeah, just two kinds of trouble

That's two kinds of trouble
That's two kinds of trouble
That's two kinds of trouble
Just two kinds of trouble

Some say philosophy
I say great, if you're unsure
Just a bunch of circular reasoning
Bordering on the obscure
Others merely scratch the surface
I can really penetrate
I'll serve up a stew so simple and pure
No room for debate 'cause I know

Two kinds of trouble
Just two kinds of trouble
Work, play, two kinds of trouble
Night, day, two kinds of trouble
One thing, another thing, just two kinds of trouble
Anything and everything, two kinds of trouble