The League (Of Extraordinary Genitals)

Chase him down and flay him
In bread crumbs fillet him
In the cast iron sauté him
With a glass of wine rosé him

And now suddenly
This is about sean connery
Do a line, build a bridge
I wouldn’t even look at his dick
I don’t even have the guts
To turn on the spotlight when I fuck
I digress, as always
I don’t growl like this when I get laid