Love for a Writer, Producer, Director & Star

I used to be a bird (a bird)
Specifically a dove (a dove)
A hunter came and shot me down
I choked on blood and flapped my wings
Choked on blood and flapped my wings
Choked on blood and flapped my wings
And then I fell in love

Then I became a climber (a climber)
Climbing on mountain tops (the tops)
I stepped and heard the ice crack
Slipped right into a crevasse
Gave up hope and cut my rope
And then I fell in love
With George W. Clooney
George W. Clooney (yat da dat da da)
George W. Clooney (yat da dat da da)
George W. Clooney

I love you for knowing things
I love for being creative
I love you, you're so rough (and cute)
I love you when you get real

The first time I saw you
You were looking so cute and rough
In that army movie
So I held my breath until the credits
Until I became asphyxiated
And as I passed out
I think I fell in love
With George W. Clooney
George W. Clooney
George W. Clooney
George W. Clooney
And I wept on my pillow