If they could see me now

If they could see me now, that little gang of mine.
I'm eating fancy chow and drinking fancy wine.
I'd like those stumble bums to see for a fact
The kind of top-drawer first-rate chums I attract
All I can say is: "Wow, look where I am!"
Tonight I landed- Pow!- right in a pot of jam.
What a setup, holy cow!
They'd never believe it, if my friends could see me now!