Cheerful Hypocrisy

Support the troops
Though I wouldn’t want to be one
Bomb the gooks
Though I really love my Samsung

Prostitutes
In the office
At the lectern
Let’s all give a cheer!
(Hooray)

Cheerful hypocrisy
Two-faced doublespeak
For you and me
Cheerful hypocrisy
Now one, two and three

Da-da da-da-da-da
Da-da da-da-da-da
Da-da-da

Compassion
At the end of a gun
Every life precious
Except for a brown one

Marching to the front
From the rear
Let’s all give a cheer!
(Hooray)

Cheerful hypocrisy
Two-faced doublespeak
For you and me
Cheerful hypocrisy
Now one, two and three

Da-da da-da-da-da
Da-da da-da-da-da
Da-da-da

Save the planet
From your SUV
Plant another
Facebook tree

Cheerful hypocrisy
Cheerful hypocrisy
Cheerful hypocrisy
Cheerful hypocrisy

Bogus democracy
Ruinous invasions a specialty
Humanitarian missions
Purchase profitability
On the count of three

Da-da da-da-da-da
Da-da da-da-da-da
Da-da-da

Perpetual growth
Fantasy
Carbon neutral
Christmas tree

Cheerful hypocrisy
Cheerful hypocrisy
Cheerful hypocrisy
Cheerful hypocrisy