Ice Cold Rita

Never did I meet a girl who's half so cruel
I offered her a jewel
But she left me stuck
Stranded on a duck
What a shoddy thing to do to Roddy
Thats Roddy St. James of Kensington

[slugs]
Poor Poor Roddy, Flushed Down his own potty
Rita can't you find it in your heart
To help him

[Roddy]
How mean could one rat be
Ice Cold Rita
Won't you be sweeter to me