God Is a Freak

Freak, freak, freak

I heard my dad pray over a football game
Guess God had time that day
Is there a shortlist order of importance
Or is it just luck based?

Listen, I'm just confused with
The work that he's doing
And I mean this respectfully

God is a bit of a freak
Why's he watching me getting
Railed on the couch
Staying pure for a wedding?
He's got fucked up priorities
God is a bit of a freak
Like what's the fixation
On hating the way he creates?
So why would I spend my eternity
With God when he's a freak?

Why's he watching me getting
Railed on the couch
Staying pure for a wedding?
He's got fucked up priorities
God is a bit of a freak
Like what's the fixation
On hating the way he creates?
So why would I spend my eternity
With God when he's a freak?

Under the covers
Watching some cheerleaders
I'm his biggest concern
Don't worry about it
Kids that've sinned get sick
Enjoy your red carpet

Listen, I'm just confused with
The work that he's doing
And I mean this respectfully

God is a bit of a freak
Why's he watching me getting
Railed on the couch
Staying pure for a wedding?
He's got fucked up priorities
God is a bit of a freak
Like what's the fixation
On hating the way he creates?
So why would I spend my eternity
With God when he's a freak?

Why's he watching me getting
Railed on the couch
Staying pure for a wedding?
He's got fucked up priorities
God is a bit of a freak
Like what's the fixation
On hating the way he creates?
So why would I spend my eternity
With God when he's a freak?

And the church choir's in session
Hello, God, here's my confession
Sorry, I'm not quite anointed
Weird you're acting like my boyfriend

Freak
Why's he watching me getting
Railed on the couch
Staying pure for a wedding?
He's got fucked up priorities
God is a bit of a freak
Like what's the fixation
On hating the way he creates?
So why would I spend my eternity
With God when he's a freak?