Changing Lives (Reprise)

We're gonna prove
That in this day and age
Being gay
Isn’t a crime
This is our moment
To change the world
One lesbian

Lesbian!

Lesbian!

Lesbian!

At a time!

We're gonna help that little lesbian
Whether she likes it or not
When you're a legendary thespian

First you help the distressed

Then you help the distraught

We’re going down to where the necks are red
And lack of dentistry thrives
Why sing and dance
When you can take a stance

And know you're truly changing lives
We're gonna march until that town looks like
The end of act 1 of les mis
You don't gotta have a PHD in psych
To know that people kowtow to the folks in the biz

We're gonna teach ‘em
To be more pc
The minute our troupe arrives

That's right!

Those fist-pumping

Bible-thumping

Spam-eating

Cousin-humping

Cow-tipping

Shoulder-slumping

Tea-bagging

Jesus-jumping

Losers and their inbred wives
Will learn compassion

And better fashion

Once we at last are
Changing lives

Now let's go help that dyke