You're A Mean One, Mr. Grinch

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch
You really are a heel
You're as cuddly as a cactus
You're as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch
You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel

You're a monster, Mr. Grinch
Your heart's an empty hole
Your brain is full of spiders
You've got garlic in your soul, Mr. Grinch
I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole

You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch
You're a nasty, wasty skunk!
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk, Mr. Grinch

Three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote:
Stink! Stank! Stunk!


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch
With a nauseousm super naus
You're a crooked, jerky jocky
And you drive a crooked hoss, Mr. Grinch
You're a three decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich
With arsenic sauce!

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch