Two Cabs To The Toucan

Incoming taxi
Come in yellow
Incoming taxi
Come in black cab

Hail all black cabs
Private house?
We're an independent
Hand on handle

(chorus)

Not to the airport
Not to the can (you never know)
Not to tel aviv
Unwelcome in japan

Back to the back-seat
Directions to the man
Parramatta rank
Parramatta (four cabs, three cabs...)
Two cabs to the toucan

(repeat)