Dungeons And Drag Queens

Suddenly a bloody hand seized me.
What a grip! From behind a black veil two lips uttered in a lisp:
"Noble night! I shall launch my lance into thine innards.... How 'bout a change? Art thou not a beginner? Now bend over swiftly you artful beginner!"
My , such feelings overcame me, such phantoms in my head! I turned swiftly to kiss my new love only to see a skeleton of the dead!