Smurf Rock

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had some bass and this is how it goes

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I said yo party people all over the world
Homeboys, fly guys and pretty girls
Let me take time introduce myself
Cause I'm the man who cuts a rhyme like no one else
See I rock the house so viciously
You might think I'm from another galaxy
But for those of you who do not know
It's the Gigolo that's rockin' this show

You see I do fresh shows around the world
And chill in hotels with pretty girls
Walk on red carpets under my feet
And lay my body down in executive suit
Chauffeured around everywhere that I go
And I'm always stretched out in a stretched limo
Because I'm cold as ice and oh so smooth
Wear leather in the summer and still be cool
You see my rhymes are so def that you can't resist
So if you need to bite something, bite this

My momma your momma hanging out clothes
My momma socked your momma in the nose
Did it hurt? (nooo!)
Dit it hurt? (nooo!)

Chic-a chic-a nobe nobe nobe nobe
All the children went to heaven
Won't be back 'til ten after eleven
Are you ready? (yes!)
Are you ready? (yes!)

Old Macdonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O
And on his farm he had some scratch and this is how it goes

I gotta twenty room pad like the YMCA
Beverly Hills California is where I stay
I got a silver Rolls Royce and body guards
Two German Shepherds that patrol the yard
And when you come inside, for central AC
You could watch the dirty movies or the cable TV
Check out the room that's so unique
With a mirror waterbed and the satin sheet
With a kiss from the lips I can make you strip
I'm gonna love you
So fine I'll make your backbone flip
Like Kentucky Fried Chicken I'll do you right

Gonna rock your body to the early light

I'm six-foot-four my ? kinda bold
Might rap a little slow but my name ain't Joe
At your request I can rap a little faster
Sucker MCs I'm a real grandmaster
Might make you dance, might make you rock
Might make you dance and then I might not
Not 3, not 2, I'm by myself
And if you look, to see, I'm nobody else
Say sucker MCs who wanna battle me
I'm so bad I might slam Mr. T
Cause I'm always on, I'm never off
The captain, the leader, the head and the boss
I'm a little conceited, you can sign my [?]
But one thing's for sure, my rap is fresh

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I gotta girl in the cotton field
She won't, but her sister will (mm-hmm) (mm-hmm)