I Don't Take Myself Seriously

I don't take myself seriously
You shouldn't either
I'm in this for fun
Don't give a shit bout the bucks
Your momma, she sucks
I like to rape ducks
I eat your dog's shit
and live in septic pits
I wipe my nose with my tongue
and killed myself with a shotgun
at age 12 in the kitchen
So quit your bitchin'
I don't take myself seriously
You shouldn't either dammit