Evil Puns

Cheryl,
I'll get you, ash! i'm like a literal hulk hogan, i'll get you brother!

Ash,
Shut-up!

Cheryl,
We're like that columbia house, ten cd's for a penny club. sooner or later, you'll join us!

Ash,
Shut-up!

Cheryl,
I'm like dom deluise at all you can eat fish house. i'll swallow your soul!

Ash,
God, shut-up!

Cheryl,
It'll be like you were killed by some guy who's first name happens to be dawn and you'll be dead…by dawn…

Ash,
That is it!