West Covina [Advertisement Back-up Singer]

West Covina, California!

In my soul, I feel a fire
'Cause I am heading for the pride of the inland empire!
My life's about to change, oh my gosh!
'Cause I'm hopelessly, desperately in love with
West Covina!

See the sparkle off the concrete ground
Hear the whoosh of the bustling town
What a feeling of love in my gut
I'm falling faster than the middle school's music program was cut
People dine at Chez Applebee

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Ah!

[Rebecca]
And the sky seems to smile at me!

[Advertisement Back-up Singer 2]
Ah!

[Rebecca]
It's all new, but I have no fear

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¡Accidentes!

[Rebecca]
And also by coincidence, Josh
Just happens to be here

What a cool-looking anime wig
And I've never seen a pretzel this big
It's my destiny that much is clear
And also this guy Josh just happens to be here

Is he here? He's not here

To be clear, I didn't move here for Josh, I just needed a change
'Cause to move here for Josh, now that'd be strange
But don't get me wrong, if he asked for a date
I would totally be like, that sounds great!

Did it sound cool when I said, that sounds great?
Ok, how about now, that sounds great
Yes, I heard of West Covina from Josh
But I didn't move here because of Josh
Do you get those things are different?

[Delivery guy]
No hablo inglés

[Rebecca]
¿Entiendes que son diferentes?
Look, everyone
Stop giving me the shakedown
I am not having a nervous

West Covina, California
West Covina, California