Group Hang

The night was going perfectly, mi amor
We were having a romantic
Mexican meal
Or Cali-Mex, Cali-Mex-Italian
I don’t really know what this food is
But our time together was cut short by the enemy of romance

La la, la la la!

It was a group hang, group hang
You're so far away in a group hang!
A group hang, group hang
Do we really need all these nachos?

It was an intimate date
Just you and me
At a magical place
Where refills are free
Then your buddies showed up
And tore us apart
They’re forces of evil
A knife through my heart

Salsa, burritos, taquitos, guacamole pizza!

A group hang, group hang
You’re just out of reach in a group hang
A group hang, group hang
I'm so afraid of horses!

Now you’re telling a story
'Bout some dude named Jeffwad
And the time he sprooshed
Whatever that means
Feeling left out, so I jump in and say

I had a friend named Jeff once
He took bad mushrooms and jumped off the room of our dorm

It was a group hang, group hang
It just got weird in this group hang
Group hang, group hang
It makes me so sexy sad

Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Español, arriba!
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Español, arriba!
Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Spanish, Español, arriba!
Guadalaraja, Sicily!

That’s not in Mexico!
Corned beef enchilada, pickle taco
Salsa verde cheesecake, bacon tamale
Root beer margarita, taco stew

Does the chef know what Mexico is?
A group hang, group hang
What’s this smoky tortilla soup thing?

I mean, really, am I crazy? There are
I know there are people of Hispanic descent
Working at this restaurant

A group hang, group hang
How are they not offended
With the bastardization of their culture?
Is it just me? Maybe it’s just me
You’re so far away at a group hang

I feel like I’m being gaslighted by this restaurant
A group hang, group hang
Y ahora la parte más temida de andar con el grupo
¡El cheque!