Dogs Are the Only Real Christians

A girl I picked up on the corner
Said: Nothing can keep us apart
She stole my wallet
All my dog ever stole was my heart

If you're living in this country
Everybody's equal and free
Somebody's lying, man
Only my dog is honest with me

When you go to church on Sunday
Just be sure to put your money where your mouth is
Where your mouth is
And depend on your dog for Christianity