If I Were You

If I were you
I’d drive ninety in my subaru
Match my outfits with my hairdo
Block my calls just to mess with you

Leaving back door every night
Before you get up
No heads up

Quit lying to yourself and everybody else
Thinking I’m a better version of myself
Holding it together, don’t know how you do

If I were you, I’d hate me
Quit lying to yourself and everybody else
I think you’re better off with someone else
Holding it together, don’t know how you do
If I were you, I’d hate me
(If I were you, if I were you, I’d hate me too)
(If I were you, if I were you, I’d hate me too)

If I were you
I’d talk to strangers in the, bathroom
Making new friends, I don’t have to
Cross my legs on the barstool

Leaving back door every night
Before you get up
No heads up

Quit lying to yourself and everybody else
Thinking I’m a better version of myself
Holding it together, don’t know how you do
If I were you, I’d hate me

Quit lying to yourself and everybody else
I think that you’re better off with someone else
Holding it together, don’t know how you do
If I were you, I’d hate me

If I were you, I’d hate me
(If I were you, if I were you, I’d hate me too)
(If I were you, if I were you, I’d hate me too)