dropthebassonthestereo

Cha, cha, ey
Cha, cha, ey
Cha, cha, ey! Cha, cha, ey!

So you wanna learn, how to play like a pro?
Guitar and the drums and the piano?
If you get good, you could go on the radio
Drop the bass on the stereo

Yeah, I wanna learn! How to play like a pro!
Guitar and the drums and the piano!
If I get good, I could go on the radio!
Drop the bass on the stereo!

Do you want to be a star? Let's start with the guitar
I want to be a star
Let's start with the guitar
And if you don't make it far, I'ma hit you with a crowbar
And if I don't make it far, you will hit me with a, what?

Gonna tune it up (gonna tune it up!)
Don't screw it up (don't screw it up!)
Fingers on the frets. (fingers on the frets!)
Don't you let it be a mess (I won't let it be a mess!)

Strum a chord and let it linger
Strum a chord and let it linger!
You're playing like a winner! I'm playing like a winner!

Keep on going, or I'll shoot you with a bow
Let's move on over to the piano!
Keep on going or you'll
Let's move on over to the piano

Play low on your left (play low on my left!)
Play high on your right (play high on my right!)
Treble and bass clef (treble and bass clef!)
Let the melody fly (let the melody fly!)

Don't look behind you (don't look behind me!)
No fears to fall to (no fears to fall to!)
Unless you're talking about the big bazooka pointing at you head! (I'm scared!)

So you wanna learn, how to play like a pro
Guitar and the drums and the piano
If you get good, you could go on the radio
Drop the bass on the stereo

Yeah, I wanna learn! How to play like a pro
Guitar and the drums and the piano
If I get good, I could go on the radio
Drop the bass on the stereo

It's time to try the drums, then we're done
Just for you, I'll put down the gun
It's time to try the drums, then we're done
Thank you for putting away your gun! (sike! Whoops!)

Ram-pa-pum-pum! (ram-pa-pum-pum!)
Go boom-bu-bam-bam! (boom-ba-bam-bam!)
Go bigger, go home! (go bigger, go home!)
Or you'll die alone! (or I'll die alone!)

Come on, bop in, twist it, pull off the beats (come on, bop in, twist it, pull off the beats!)
Pah-rap-pa-pa! Eh, drop in the heat (I'm dropping the heat, I'm dropping the heat!)

So you wanna learn, how to play like a pro
Guitar and the drums and the piano
If you get good, you could go on the radio
Drop the bass on the stereo

Yeah, I wanna learn! How to play like a pro
Guitar and the drums and the piano
If I get good, I could go on the radio
Drop the bass on the stereo

Cha, cha, ey
Cha, cha, ey
Cha, cha, ey! Cha, cha, bark-bark!