Stupid

If you weren't so stupid
I could have loved you
And if you weren't so stupid
But you're pretty stupid
And if you weren't so busy
I could have love you
But you work in an office
And you've got other offers

Tell me what is his name now
What is his name?
I am excited to hear the news
Tell me what is his name now
What does it say about you?

But let's not
Be friends
Or else this'll never end
Let's not
Be friends
For sure, for sure

And if you weren't so ugly I could've loved you
It's something I tell myself when down
To get high
Lord

If you made me a coffee I could've loved you
And I'd make you hot chocolate
and anything you wanted

Tell me who is invited?
So fuckin' delighted
To see all the boys you see
Tell me why don't I fight it
What does it say about me?

And let's not
Be friends
Or else this'll never end
Let's not
Be friends
For sure, for sure

We'd adopt
We'd adopt
I'd have all the things he's got
But I'm not
So let's stop
Pretend
That there'll be a happy end
Let's not be friends
For, sure
(For sure)
We'd adopt
We'd have dogs
I'd have all the things He's got
But I'm not